The Retreat

One tiny house, twenty-four acres

Designed with no compromises on luxury, and hidden in mature native bush on the edge of the Mahurangi River. Slide back the glass doors and the living room becomes the deck.

01

The deck & spa

A full-length wrap-around timber deck under a louvre roof you can open to the stars or close against the rain, with an outdoor heater for cooler evenings. Unwind in your private spa pool under a clear night sky, fire up the BBQ, or make a coffee and watch the mist come off the river.

  • Private spa pool
  • Spa robes
  • Gas BBQ
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Picnic set
  • Louvre roof
  • Outdoor heater
  • Sun umbrella
  • Outdoor games
The spa pool on the full-length timber deck
02

The living space

Fully self-contained and open plan, with expansive glass doors onto the deck. A plush lounge, and a compact kitchenette with everything two people need: Nespresso machine, dishwasher, induction hob, microwave and fridge, with the pots, pans and wine glasses already there. Double glazing and a heat pump keep it comfortable in any season.

  • Nespresso machine
  • Dishwasher
  • Induction hob
  • Microwave
  • Heat pump
  • Double glazing
  • Smart TV & Chromecast
  • Sound bar & JBL speaker
  • Breakfast basics
The living room opening straight onto the deck
03

The bedroom & bath

A separate bedroom — not a mezzanine, not a fold-out — with a queen bed, cotton linen, electric blankets and black-out blinds, looking directly into the native canopy. The bathroom has a double-head shower and a heated towel rail, and there is a private laundry. Two cotton spa robes hang ready for the spa.

  • Queen bed
  • Electric blankets
  • Black-out blinds
  • Double-head shower
  • Heated towel rail
  • Washer & dryer
The bedroom, with its own door onto the deck
04

The river

A private track winds down through the trees to the banks of the Mahurangi River. It is a tidal estuary, so the river you sit beside at high water is a very different one at low tide. There is a small jetty at the bottom, used mainly by the boats that moor there, and you are welcome to wander out on it. Picnic spots are scattered through the meadows on the way down, and a riverside walkway runs along the property boundary if you want to keep going.

  • River track
  • Tidal estuary
  • Walking trails
  • Picnic spots
The Mahurangi River and the jetty, at the foot of the drive

What you'll hear

Kākā, ruru (morepork), tūī, kererū, pīwakawaka and pūkeko, across twenty-four acres of manicured meadow and native bush.

Please keep food sealed and don't feed them — they are wild, and we would like them to stay that way.

What you'll walk through

Kauri, tōtara, rimu, kōwhai, mānuka, kawakawa, miro, tītoki and pūriri. Mature bush, not new planting.

There are a few rabbits, and the odd pheasant and quail. Your hosts live elsewhere on the property, well out of sight, so the house, the deck and the spa are yours alone.

Recharge, both of you

A universal 7kW Type 2 charger on the outside of the house, for guests only, and there is nothing to pay. The cord reaches the driveway, and a Type 1 adapter lives in the utility shed. Plug in when you arrive and leave with a full battery.

Our own water

Bore water, thoroughly filtered and UV treated on site. It comes out of the ground here and meets drinking water standards before it reaches your tap.

Wi-Fi, if you need it

Fibre-fed wi-fi over most of the property, so a midweek stay can be a working one. Or leave the laptop at home. Nobody is checking.

Everything that's here

Kitchenette

  • Nespresso coffee machine
  • Breakfast basics: coffee pods, tea, hot chocolate, milk & cereal
  • Portable induction hob & microwave
  • Dishwasher
  • Fridge & ice maker
  • Toaster & kettle
  • Cooking basics, dishes & wine glasses

Bedroom

  • Queen bed, cotton linen
  • Two cotton spa robes
  • Electric blankets
  • Extra pillows & blankets
  • Black-out blinds & dimmable lighting
  • Closet, hangers & bedside drawers
  • USB charging ports

Bathroom & laundry

  • Double-head shower
  • Heated towel rail
  • Hair dryer
  • NZ-made shampoo, conditioner, body wash & lotion
  • Bath, spa & hand towels
  • Combined washer-dryer, with detergent
  • Iron, ironing board & drying rack
  • No single-use plastics

Living

  • Heat pump
  • Double glazing
  • Wi-Fi (fibre broadband)
  • 32-inch smart TV with Chromecast
  • Sound bar & JBL bluetooth speaker
  • Books & bookshelf
  • Board & card games: Rummikub, Sequence, Jenga, Mancala, Bananagrams, Yahtzee, Kiwi Quiz & 6 nimmt!

Outdoors

  • Private spa pool, chlorine-free, sanitised between stays
  • Gas BBQ & utensils
  • Wrap-around deck with adjustable louvre roof
  • Portable outdoor heater with remote
  • Outdoor furniture & dining
  • Sun umbrella for shade
  • Picnic set
  • Outdoor games: ladder toss & bean bag toss

Arriving

  • Self check-in, key safe
  • Private off-road parking, sensor lights
  • Free 7kW Type 2 EV charger
  • Luggage drop-off by arrangement
  • Smoke alarms, fire extinguisher, fire blanket & first aid kit
  • Torch & insect repellent
  • Recycling
  • No security cameras

Before you arrive

A few things we ask of every guest, and a few the river asks of all of us. The full guide is in the folder in the house.

House guidelines

  • Two overnight guests. Day visitors are welcome, but overnight guests beyond the two booked are not. No parties, events or commercial photography.
  • No smoking or vaping, inside the house or on the deck.
  • Quiet hours 11 pm to 7 am. Sound carries across the river valley, so please be considerate of noise in the evening and early morning.
  • Shower before the spa, please, and leave lotion, make-up and sunscreen off: they end up in the water. Keep the lid on whenever the spa is not in use.
  • Please wind down and cover the umbrella when it's not in use.
  • Shoes at the door. Leave muddy footwear outside and brush off sand or gravel. There is a hose and tap outside if you need them.
  • The septic system is sensitive. Flush only the toilet paper provided; everything else goes in the bin. Rubbish, recycling and food waste go in the bins provided, never into the meadow or the river, and please don't feed the birds or rabbits.
  • Before you leave, switch off the heat pump, lights and appliances, close the windows and sliders, put used dishes in the dishwasher, cover and lock the spa, turn the BBQ gas off at the bottle, and return the key to the lockbox. Breakages or problems: just tell us, and we'll help.

Safety requirements

  • No pets or dogs. The marine ecosystem is fragile, the wildlife is protected, and the tidal banks are a hazard.
  • Children need line-of-sight supervision outdoors. The lawn runs to the estuary with no fence between them.
  • It is a tidal river. Rapid tidal shifts, strong currents, hidden snags and deep mudflats at low water. Swimming, wading or entering the water is entirely at your own risk.
  • No diving or jumping from the banks or any structure. Depths change drastically with the tide.
  • No kayaks, paddleboards, jet skis or other craft launched from the property unless we have agreed it in writing before you arrive.
  • Sturdy shoes for the track, particularly after rain.